Sunday, August 9, 2009

Preview of Tomorrow's Press Conference



Tapper: What caused the President to change direction on Honduras?


Gibbs: What do you mean?


Tapper: According to the Miami Herald, he's not insisting on Zelaya's return, now.


Gibbs: Cuz, when you said, "change direction," I was like, was he going left and turned right? Was he going up, then went down? You know, so . . . I don't think you can call it a "change in direction."


Tapper: But, wasn't he insisting that Zelaya return?


Gibbs: I'm not following you . . . what do you mean, insist?


Tapper: And now he's not insisting Zelaya return? Why?


Gibbs: Well, you know, things change. That's what foreign policy's like, Jake. I'm sure you know that. So, things changed, but . . . but the President's approach hasn't changed. Look it up. It's at Whitehouse.gov. What? Do I have to read it to you?
Posted by at 12:14 PM

13 comments:

  1. Nice Dan,
    I especially like the choice of symbols for the players...

    But, while the muppet-as-gibbs is oh-so-spropo, one thing is missing; Obama's member in his mouth!

    Or at least his gonads...Oh, that's right, M'chelle keeps those in her pocket...

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  2. LOL. That was brilliant. dahlhalla came up with that? Very funny.

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  3. Dahlhalla came up with the Beaker idea.

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  4. Yeah, that's what I meant. Your dialogue was great, too. I just love Beaker as Gibbs, though.

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  5. As a tremendous Beaker fan, I find connecting him with Gibbs a gross, racist hate crime. Bad Dan: bad.
    Post is a hoot, though.

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  6. My son didn't like it either, smitty. He's upset that Beaker is talking. LOL.

    But it works for me.

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  9. Excellent!
    I miss Wuzzadem, too.

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  10. The coming Honduran revolucion and peasant revolt will be breathtaking, especially since CIA bag men will fund and arm God's liberation theology rebels to the teeth, even with Stingers!

    TIme for a little reverse Reagan rebellion!

    Jah rules!

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